Our most identical launch ever. We think you're gonna recognise it.

All new. again.

Shitapple.

Nothing new.Everything same same.

Meet the same stuff Get the CA
The badly drawn Shitapple mascot, with wonky eyes, a goofy smile, and a little drool.
Designed in California.
probably. peak innovation.we added drool.
Contract address
293n2823im32

Think different. Ship identical.

Introducing. Again.

The same shit.
A whole new keynote.

Same design. Same watches. You know the rest.

A wonky hand-drawn phone with the same three cameras.

now in slightly different grey.

Same design.

Three cameras. One new number.
That'll be another thousand.

Innovation sold separately.

A badly drawn smartwatch with crooked hands.

it's a watch. again.

Same watches.

Still tells the time.
Now takes more of your money.

Your old one does this too.

A confused, scribbled Siri orb that has no idea what you said.

artificial. barely intelligent.

Totally fucked Siri.

“Hey Siri, buy Shitapple.”
“Okay. Calling your ex.”

Sorry, I didn't get that.

At least we're honest about it.Same old shit. New community.